HOW TO DRIVE YOUR STUDENT CRAZY IN 45 MINUTES

Well first of all, TELL OFF YOUR students when they arrive late and then arrive you like 5 or 10 minutes late. Sit down and stay in silence like FOR 5 minutes. Then start shouting AT the students that you can't do the class because they don't stop speaking. If your students recriminate you saying that they were speaking because you haven't arrived and that they were waiting FOR you, make like you are crazy and start to say things without sense.

Another thing that you can do if you pretend your students start planning your murder is to put them lots of homework from one day to the next one, but remember to ask them to do 2 or 3 essays about something difficult and boring.

One thing that is really irritating for students is that the teacher make all the lesson without looking AT them, so stay all the time looking to the book, to the blackboard, to whatever except the students. If they ask you about something that they haven't understood, repeat exactly the same slowly or make like you haven't listen them.

It's absolutely indispensable that during the lessons you write lots of things in the blackboard, and one minute after had finished borrow it, and when the students start complaining, TELL them that they were losing the time and that they have had time to copy it.

If you are definitely sure that you want to make your students crazy what you can't forget is to put too many exams, and if possible with some questions about things that you haven't explain. If they say something about that, say that you have explained that but that they haven't had listened TO you, or say that they have to know all what appears in the exam and if they continue asking you things you will reprobate them.

For finishing what the students really, really hate, more than exams and have lots of homework is when the teacher don't stop speaking when the bell have ringed. It's completely stressful, so be sure that you continue speaking FOR 5 minutes, more or less, after the bell rings. You can scold the students that try to put all the things on the bag and to made them take it all OUT of the bag ONCE AGAIN.